This is how business is done!! Tricky~~

Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!!

Interesting Jokes...

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher

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The new looking~

Well... upgrade the system from Blogger to Blogger in Beta

seems like everything works just fine, but I got to go back to the troop later and I'll need to wait till my next break for doing all of the stuffs....


hope people watching this blog will feel great and be in a good mood all the times...


Thanks~

Ways to Propose... sounds amazing~~

Hi,


Here are some of the tips that can be used for your proposing styles on the valentine's day . Here it is nearing and so also are the techniques!!!

1. (Take a look at the tag on the girl's shirt, jacket, etc.); She would say ; "What are you doing ?" Respond, Oh, just checking to see if you were 'made in Heaven'.

2. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back) you're under arrest! ; (For what?) For stealing my heart..

3. Are your legs tired? ( girl: Why?) because you have been running through my mind all day!

4. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes..

5. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?

6. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.

7. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

8. Walk up to a gal and say: Are you from Greece? She answers 'No'. Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece...

9. I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and & die on your lips.

10. Did you know they changed the alphabets order? They put U and I together.

11. Are you lost? 'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

12. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

13. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.

14. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

15. You can forget about going to heaven because it's a sin to look that good.

16. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.



Don't blame me if it doesnt work...All the best.

Swaps

Joke-- Confessions of Kid

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.

His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.

Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
"Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1

Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2

Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3

I have been an "OK" boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday. Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4

I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you,
Bobby

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.

Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner" Bobby's mother told him.

Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5

God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!!!!