Thursday, April 19, 2007

FW: Little Johnny

 

 


From: penpals-and-friends@googlegroups.com [mailto:penpals-and-friends@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of unicorn
Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2007 3:03 PM
Subject: Little Johnny

 






 

 

 

 

Little Johnny

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Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard:


"One and one, the
son-of-a-bitch is two."


"Two and two, the
son-of-a-bitch is four."


"Three and three... "
 


His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math. Little Johnny remarked that his teacher
Ms. Margo taught him.


His mother was rather upset and told him to stop the homework. The next day she stormed into Little Johnny's classroom and confronted Ms. Margo. Little Johnny's mother told Ms. Margo about Little Johnny's different way of doing math, and his claims that Ms. Margo taught it that way to the class.


The teacher was flabbergasted. She said that she couldn't understand why Little Johnny had said what he did. Then suddenly, Ms Margo exclaimed, "Oh, I know, here in school we say, one and one, the
sum-of-which is two."

 

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